My favorite guys are on the subway. They stare from across the train and always "just happen" to be needing the same stop as you. Then they find something funny to say and talk to you for several minutes, ask for your number or try to give you theirs. Sounds normal... but there's one catch.
Why is their hand always in their pocket!?!
Me and some friends have started checking out their hands from across the train. Every time they have been married men! This has happened to me 4 times, in the short time I have been here. Married men asking for your number. It's disgusting.
I stopped in a diner the other morning and ate breakfast alone at the bar. The guy a few seats down paid for my meal and left his number. He had on a wedding band. He came to talk to me and said, "You're either sad or celebrating" I replied with, "I like pancakes" and returned to eating my free meal.
Even if he was just paying to be kind I would kick my husbands ass if he bought a younger lady's food and left his number.
Anyway, I'm sure dating in the city would be a trip, a trip I am not about to take. I don't doubt that a good article could come from it.
1 comment:
That's disgusting that married guys are hitting on you. I can't believe it. That makes me sad. You should punch them or something!
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